with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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