I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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