meet me or not, i'm out of control
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
