What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I think people are normalizing furries
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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