David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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