doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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