why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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