Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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