Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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