But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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