You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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