So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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