She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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