were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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