I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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