Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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