he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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