Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
