I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Dear god my vagina.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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