There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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