Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
