So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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