What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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