i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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