We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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