she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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