carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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