we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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