I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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