Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
