super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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