The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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