Have you finally orgasmed yet?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Randomize
