Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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