It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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