hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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