quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
