NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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