Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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