ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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