I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
