I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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