So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Randomize
