Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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