I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
