Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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