maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
