Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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