wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Life is so much better after having sex.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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