i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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