Where did you get a picture of my penis
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
